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[divisors]

"This is Ruler. If you wish to speak to me, leave a message. Don't waste my time."

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[shikanoinheizou]

Only the ones I like.

1/2 reply to the right tag, me

[divisors]

[!?!?!]

2/2

[divisors]

Flattery is unbecoming of you.

[shikanoinheizou]

Really? I thought it was one of my best traits.

But if I wanted to flatter you I could start talking about your eyes again.

[divisors]

Please don't do that. I already had enough of it when we met.

[shikanoinheizou]

Didn't you like hearing it?

Maybe I should have skipped straight to teasing you until you kissed me.

[divisors]

Oh, please.

This is what I mean about you being insufferable. Besides, didn't you kiss me first?

[shikanoinheizou]

If you could call that a kiss... I think I preferred your version.

[divisors]

[.................]

If you mean to wring more of such things out of me, your tactic will not work.

[shikanoinheizou]

What tactic is that?

Is it such a dreadful thing that I might want you to do it again?

[divisors]

Its a dreadful thing if you mean to simply tease with no action behind it.

[shikanoinheizou]

I don't know about you, but I've not yet worked out how to teleport myself. So I'm afraid this is all we have until we meet again.

1/2

[divisors]

You can teleport?

2/2

[divisors]

Regardless. What do you want from me, detective?

[shikanoinheizou]

Wouldn't things be so much easier if I could?

As for what I want. Hm. The pleasure of your company. Dinner, this time?

[divisors]

Easier for you, yes.

[A pause. Dinner? Persistent, nosy detectives. He almost has half a mind to refuse on principle.]

Where do you have in mind?

[shikanoinheizou]

My knowledge of the local restaurants is sadly lacking. Do you have a favourite?

[divisors]

I have one in mind I have found. Elegant, quiet. I can send you the address.

[shikanoinheizou]

You certainly should.

As soon as everything is no longer in imminent danger of exploding it would be my pleasure to take you there.

[divisors]

[local criminal mastermind accepts date without ever calling it a date]

But of course. Such things keep us all busy.

Go to sleep, detective.

[shikanoinheizou]

I suppose I should give it another shot.

Good night James.

[divisors]

Stop calling me that.

[shikanoinheizou]

[CAN'T HEAR YOU HE'S ASLEEP.

But also... nope!]

[divisors]

[FUCKDKINHGGGG DETECTIVESSSSS]